American living in Australia. Just stuff that I enjoy including fandoms, science, art, and whatever else.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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I’m cutting these bitches up and turning them into Valentines
(Source: expelliarmus)
its 2012 why cant we print food off the internet god damnit obama
I will punch you in the mouth.
(Source: paulyoptosaurus)
don’t say “fanboy”
i dont care if you are male
you are a fangirl
I am a fanman
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
And this:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
I mean
Look
At
These
Sloths
No really
These people are
Weirder than
The Sherlockians
if anyone ever tells you your dreams are silly, remember there’s some millionaire walking around who invented these little shits
Men had no problem violating women’s bodies while they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what the fuck makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it?
holy shit
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